Interesting Definitions

Some interesting definitions I saw in my email today,
Let me share it with you guys.

(I would like to quote it but I have no idea where all these come from, you know internet.)

School - A place where papa pays and son plays.

Life Insurance - A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Marriage - It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears - They hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Compromise - The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Father - A banker provided by nature.

Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.


And last,


Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.